Saw: Today I grew a new person
Says: Today I, the new person,
Saw: Gifts of contemptuous jewelry
Says: Gifts of contemporary jewelry
Saw: Light was in the glitter guild meeting
Says: Last night was the knitters guild meeting
Saw: Plenty of time to execute the guy thoroughly.
Says: Plenty of time to evaluate the guy thoroughly.
Could it be that I have some wires crossed in the cerebral cortex or some such? I used to think that my “creative reading” was just amusing but now I wonder if it goes deeper. I swear that I’m not making this stuff up. Could some latent visual perception dysfunction be emerging? Is there a neuroscientist in the house?
Well there’s no mistaking this: FREE YARN!
Yes, it’s my birthday May 29th but you get the gifts. Leave me a comment from now through midnight (CT) May 30, 2008 containing your best birthday haiku (English 5/7/5 style), along with your color family and weight preference. I’ll pick three names at random, then announce the winners on Saturday, May 31, 2008. Be sure to include a valid email address so that I can contact you. For now, I leave you with this:
I’ve knit no warm weather gear -
Just bum shoulder blues.